blondexhurricane:

teddyaltmcn:

[Text → Delia] At the hospital. Why, do you need something?

[Text → Mom] Responsible is my middle name, didn’t you know?
[Text → Mom] Wow, I was about to say thank you for trusting me, but now you’re just making this a bigger deal than it needs to be.

[Text → Delia] That’s so funny, Delia. Absolutely hilarious. Ha ha. You sure you don’t want to be a comedienne when you grow up? 
[Text → Delia] Go on, then. Invite him over. But he’d better not still be there by the time I come back.