SENTENCE STARTERS FROM THE DUNGEON
in honor of the discord group chat pins running out, here’s a compilation of our degeneracy.
{ presented by @strongscribed, @mcmachine, @tragichunt, @plcstics, @calliemetorres, @rcdivivus and other assorted trash }
- “ catfishing seems to be the preferred solution these days. ”
- “ I didn’t offer to buy a strap on and wear it around. ”
- “ be gone, straight boy. ”
- “ this paper is so full of shit, I should make the text brown. ”
- “ sounds like a whorehouse. ”
- “ is this why I’m fat? ”
- “ i’ll snort lube off a hooker’s ass. ”
- “ you just cum? ”
- “ city people nourish with juice and resentment. ”
- “ I love falafel but falafel does not love me. ”
- “ I flinched and tried to grab her arm but there was boob there instead. ”
- “ I thought I was in labor at one point but it turned out I just needed to take a shit. ”
- “ rhode island is a bitch ass dot. ”
- “ I want a baby but then I remember I can’t give it back. ”
- “ no one should eat any tampons. ”
- “ I ripped my anus once. ”
- “ at least I’m not a duplicitous bitch. ”
- “ I see someone has a strong opinion about walmart’s plants. ”
- “ too bad I can’t play with myself. ”
- “ I am not hip with the kids. ”
- “ it’s like, 8 inches, maybe. ”
- “ they grip my balls and make me cough. ”
- “ it’s symptomatic of being a chronic bitch. ”