SENTENCE STARTERS FROM THE DUNGEON

in honor of the discord group chat pins running out, here’s a compilation of our degeneracy.
          {  presented by @strongscribed, @mcmachine, @tragichunt, @plcstics, @calliemetorres, @rcdivivus and other assorted trash  }

• “ catfishing seems to be the preferred solution these days. ”
• “ I didn’t offer to buy a strap on and wear it around. ”
  
• “ be gone, straight boy. ”
  
• “ this paper is so full of shit, I should make the text brown. ”
  
• “ sounds like a whorehouse. ”
  
• “ is this why I’m fat? ”
  
• “ i’ll snort lube off a hooker’s ass. ”
  
• “ you just cum? ”
• “ city people nourish with juice and resentment. ”
  
• “ I love falafel but falafel does not love me. ”
  
• “ I flinched and tried to grab her arm but there was boob there instead. ”
  
• “ I thought I was in labor at one point but it turned out I just needed to take a shit. ”
  
• “ rhode island is a bitch ass dot. ”
  
• “ I want a baby but then I remember I can’t give it back. ”
  
• “ no one should eat any tampons. ”
  
• “ I ripped my anus once. ”
  
• “ at least I’m not a duplicitous bitch. ”
  
• “ I see someone has a strong opinion about walmart’s plants. ”
  
• “ too bad I can’t play with myself. ”
  
• “ I am not hip with the kids. ”
  
• “ it’s like, 8 inches, maybe. ”
  
• “ they grip my balls and make me cough. ”
  
• “ it’s symptomatic of being a chronic bitch. ”
  

              ғᴏxʟᴏʀᴇ // ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʀᴀɴᴇ ᴡɪᴠᴇs // sᴇɴᴛᴇɴᴄᴇ sᴛᴀʀᴛᴇʀs // (ᴘᴀʀᴛ ɪ)

ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴀᴛ ᴀʟʟ

• “happy is the man who wants for nothing.”
  
• “do you ever feel nothing at all?”
  
• “i long to feel nothing.”
  

ɪ ᴛᴀʟᴋ ɪɴ ᴍʏ sʟᴇᴇᴘ

• “you’re dreaming dreams that have nothing to do with me.”
  
• “i talk in my sleep.”
  
• “my demons won’t let me be.”
  
• “they twist the things i say.”
  
• “i will finally say that i am not okay.”
  

ᴅᴏᴡɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʀɪᴠᴇʀ

• “i’ve been wishing that you would prove me wrong.”
  
• “you stole my faith in you.”
  
• “you’ve got no reason to.”
  
• “it ain’t easy to just move on.”
  
• “what about the rest of us?”
  
• “how do i tell you when it gets to be too much?”
  
• “you were never the one to suffer.”
  
• “i’ve heard that you’re leaving town.”
  

ʀɪʙs

• “how lucky we are.”
  
• “i’ll never be moved by the words of a liar.”
  
• “the dark doesn’t frighten me.”
  
• “i chose to close my eyes.”
  
• “oh, my precious child.”
  

ᴄᴀɴ’ᴛ ɢᴏ ʙᴀᴄᴋ

• “it’s time to be more forgiving of yourself.”
  
• “leave the rest behind.”
  
• “all the self-loathing in the world won’t change a thing.”
  
• “you can’t go back, darling.”
  
• “the time has come for moving on.”
  
• “you’ve got to carry on.”
  
• “you and i will learn to be okay.”

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