IND. TEDDY ALTMAN
WRITTEN BY ANGIE

❝ –– perhaps it’s true that things can change in a day. and when they do, those few dozen hours, like the salvaged remains of a burned house—the charred clock, the singed photograph, the scorched furniture—must be resurrected from the ruins and examined. and suddenly, they become the bleached bones of a story.
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SENTENCE STARTERS FROM THE DUNGEON

in honor of the discord group chat pins running out, here’s a compilation of our degeneracy.
          {  presented by @strongscribed, @mcmachine, @tragichunt, @plcstics, @calliemetorres, @rcdivivus and other assorted trash  }

  • “ catfishing seems to be the preferred solution these days. ”
  • “ I didn’t offer to buy a strap on and wear it around. ”
  • “ be gone, straight boy. ”
  • “ this paper is so full of shit, I should make the text brown. ”
  • “ sounds like a whorehouse. ”
  • “ is this why I’m fat? ”
  • “ i’ll snort lube off a hooker’s ass. ”
  • “ you just cum? ”
  • “ city people nourish with juice and resentment. ”
  • “ I love falafel but falafel does not love me. ”
  • “ I flinched and tried to grab her arm but there was boob there instead. ”
  • “ I thought I was in labor at one point but it turned out I just needed to take a shit. ”
  • “ rhode island is a bitch ass dot. ”
  • “ I want a baby but then I remember I can’t give it back. ”
  • “ no one should eat any tampons. ”
  • “ I ripped my anus once. ”
  • “ at least I’m not a duplicitous bitch. ”
  • “ I see someone has a strong opinion about walmart’s plants. ”
  • “ too bad I can’t play with myself. ”
  • “ I am not hip with the kids. ”
  • “ it’s like, 8 inches, maybe. ”
  • “ they grip my balls and make me cough. ”
  • “ it’s symptomatic of being a chronic bitch. ”




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              ғᴏxʟᴏʀᴇ // ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʀᴀɴᴇ ᴡɪᴠᴇs // sᴇɴᴛᴇɴᴄᴇ sᴛᴀʀᴛᴇʀs // (ᴘᴀʀᴛ ɪ)

ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴀᴛ ᴀʟʟ

  • “happy is the man who wants for nothing.”
  • “do you ever feel nothing at all?”
  • “i long to feel nothing.”

ɪ ᴛᴀʟᴋ ɪɴ ᴍʏ sʟᴇᴇᴘ

  • “you’re dreaming dreams that have nothing to do with me.”
  • “i talk in my sleep.”
  • “my demons won’t let me be.”
  • “they twist the things i say.”
  • “i will finally say that i am not okay.”

ᴅᴏᴡɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʀɪᴠᴇʀ

  • “i’ve been wishing that you would prove me wrong.”
  • “you stole my faith in you.”
  • “you’ve got no reason to.”
  • “it ain’t easy to just move on.”
  • “what about the rest of us?”
  • “how do i tell you when it gets to be too much?”
  • “you were never the one to suffer.”
  • “i’ve heard that you’re leaving town.”

ʀɪʙs

  • “how lucky we are.”
  • “i’ll never be moved by the words of a liar.”
  • “the dark doesn’t frighten me.”
  • “i chose to close my eyes.”
  • “oh, my precious child.”

ᴄᴀɴ’ᴛ ɢᴏ ʙᴀᴄᴋ

  • “it’s time to be more forgiving of yourself.”
  • “leave the rest behind.”
  • “all the self-loathing in the world won’t change a thing.”
  • “you can’t go back, darling.”
  • “the time has come for moving on.”
  • “you’ve got to carry on.”
  • “you and i will learn to be okay.”






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