SENTENCE STARTERS FROM THE DUNGEON

in honor of the discord group chat pins running out, here’s a compilation of our degeneracy.
          {  presented by @strongscribed, @mcmachine, @tragichunt, @plcstics, @calliemetorres, @rcdivivus and other assorted trash  }

• “ catfishing seems to be the preferred solution these days. ”
• “ I didn’t offer to buy a strap on and wear it around. ”
  
• “ be gone, straight boy. ”
  
• “ this paper is so full of shit, I should make the text brown. ”
  
• “ sounds like a whorehouse. ”
  
• “ is this why I’m fat? ”
  
• “ i’ll snort lube off a hooker’s ass. ”
  
• “ you just cum? ”
• “ city people nourish with juice and resentment. ”
  
• “ I love falafel but falafel does not love me. ”
  
• “ I flinched and tried to grab her arm but there was boob there instead. ”
  
• “ I thought I was in labor at one point but it turned out I just needed to take a shit. ”
  
• “ rhode island is a bitch ass dot. ”
  
• “ I want a baby but then I remember I can’t give it back. ”
  
• “ no one should eat any tampons. ”
  
• “ I ripped my anus once. ”
  
• “ at least I’m not a duplicitous bitch. ”
  
• “ I see someone has a strong opinion about walmart’s plants. ”
  
• “ too bad I can’t play with myself. ”
  
• “ I am not hip with the kids. ”
  
• “ it’s like, 8 inches, maybe. ”
  
• “ they grip my balls and make me cough. ”
  
• “ it’s symptomatic of being a chronic bitch. ”
  

              ғᴏxʟᴏʀᴇ // ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʀᴀɴᴇ ᴡɪᴠᴇs // sᴇɴᴛᴇɴᴄᴇ sᴛᴀʀᴛᴇʀs // (ᴘᴀʀᴛ ɪ)

ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴀᴛ ᴀʟʟ

• “happy is the man who wants for nothing.”
  
• “do you ever feel nothing at all?”
  
• “i long to feel nothing.”
  

ɪ ᴛᴀʟᴋ ɪɴ ᴍʏ sʟᴇᴇᴘ

• “you’re dreaming dreams that have nothing to do with me.”
  
• “i talk in my sleep.”
  
• “my demons won’t let me be.”
  
• “they twist the things i say.”
  
• “i will finally say that i am not okay.”
  

ᴅᴏᴡɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʀɪᴠᴇʀ

• “i’ve been wishing that you would prove me wrong.”
  
• “you stole my faith in you.”
  
• “you’ve got no reason to.”
  
• “it ain’t easy to just move on.”
  
• “what about the rest of us?”
  
• “how do i tell you when it gets to be too much?”
  
• “you were never the one to suffer.”
  
• “i’ve heard that you’re leaving town.”
  

ʀɪʙs

• “how lucky we are.”
  
• “i’ll never be moved by the words of a liar.”
  
• “the dark doesn’t frighten me.”
  
• “i chose to close my eyes.”
  
• “oh, my precious child.”
  

ᴄᴀɴ’ᴛ ɢᴏ ʙᴀᴄᴋ

• “it’s time to be more forgiving of yourself.”
  
• “leave the rest behind.”
  
• “all the self-loathing in the world won’t change a thing.”
  
• “you can’t go back, darling.”
  
• “the time has come for moving on.”
  
• “you’ve got to carry on.”
  
• “you and i will learn to be okay.”

Deaf Havana Sentence Starters; Part 2 [Fools and Worthless Liars]

“My friends aren’t who they used to be.”
“I’m lonely, drunk and beautiful.”
“We’re such fools and worthless liars.”
“I’m not getting any younger.”
“I fear I’m growing weak.”
“That’s good enough for me.”
“I’ll keep holding on.”
“We’re young and free.”
“I let you down.”
“I’ve seen better days.”
“I know you can do better than this.”
“You’re giving in.”
“I think I’ll lay down for a while.”
“I don’t have a bed of my own.”
“I feel so tired and scared about everything.”
“We’re all too scared to leave behind our youth.”
“To tell you the truth, I’m just scared.”
“At least I’m not alone.”
“Remember when you said…”
“Things change, friends leave, and life doesn’t stop for anybody.”
“Every day is the same.”
“People come and people leave.”
“That’s not good for your health.”
“I didn’t know what I had till it was gone.”
“I had friends back then.”